Did I tell you about that time in Kerala when I went looking for toilet paper?
No. When was this?
Did you find any?
I asked the shopkeeper for some toilet rolls and he said he had tissues. I said: Great! I'll have some tissues. To which he replied: But they are for women.
Listen to this in the meantime: Cake- I'll Survive.
It's really good.
That's Cake for you.
I used to visit every 3 months. But this is my first time here in after almost 2 years.
Why is that?
My grandmother passed away.
She was the center of my world and I couldn't imagine Jeddah without her.
So how is Jeddah without her?
I didn't go to her house.
Doesn't it get better with time?
Not really. You never stop missing.
Do you want to see the Vagina Monologues? Friday, 14th March.
Sure! I have always been curious about them monologues.
Haha, awesome! I've booked us some tickets. Here's a review.
Watch the movie called Submarine. Not many would like it, methinks.
The trailer looks great. I already like it.
What are you reading?
An Examined Life.
How do you like it?
Love it. Such a precious insight into the human mind.
You may also like AC Grayling, try meaning of Things. I'm reading his Ideas That Matter along others.
Psychology claims that if two past lovers can remain just friends, it's either they are still in love, or never were. There is a thought.
Psychologist, they rarely know what they are on about.
It was merely a general observation. Not a comment on you and I.
Why do you like James Franco so much?
Because he is James Franco!
Light of my life, fire of my loins.
Hah, I love that book!
I had to stop reading. It was getting too weird for me.
Oh my god, you don't know how Lolita ends?!
Saw terrible accident on the tube today. Girl tried to jump onto train as doors were closing, front coach. Doors closed on wrist, her outside.
Aaaaah. She okay?
Fear not. Train moved off into tunnel, she was slammed into wall.
Terrible terrible screams. Can still hear it. Tragic.
I love her.
Oh god, why? She is so anal.
You mean she is so wonderfully anal.
You guys deserve each other.
Coldplay's new album is coming out.
19th May. The new single sounds interesting.
Yes. Reminds me of their better days.
Did you know that Virginia Woolf's husband published E. M. Forster's books?
Yeah. And after Virginia's death the publishing house was bought by a man whose wife was having an affair with Leonard Woolf. The husband approved of the affair. And the woman continued to love both men till her death.
Listen to Angels Walk Among Us. Anathema. It's for you.
Lol, you still didn't guess why I messaged you.
Oh no, what have you done?
Don't do that.
That! When you tell me how awesome it would be to fall in love with a friend.
But it would be!
You are just trying to get me to ask you to marry me.
No I'm not!
Yes you are. Stop laughing.
I love Albert Camus.
Because he once asked: Should I kill myself or have a cup of coffee? And I get it.
You know you can get help right?
I hate it when you make a joke of everything I say.
Even when I ask you in my gentle German accent? Softly and sweet?
I'm not pure evil, I'm necessary evil.
You are trying to act evil to hide your true face. I hope.
Whatcha did that for?
Are you okay?
Do you want me to come over?
I'm coming over.
Did we ever talk about you helping me run away on my wedding day?
What? No. This isn't Bollywood, woman.
Then why do I have a image of us driving around Rajasthan in a green roadster. And why am I wearing a wedding dress?
First of all, do you have any idea how hot it is in Rajasthan?